Courtesy of Chris and my bad typing

don_sciacallo: gweta was a guwl who lived in old New Yowk...
gweta was a jew, so she couldn't eat powk...
one day gweta ate some bacon, and hew fwiend said, "Hey!"
Her fwiend said, "Hey we awe Jews, and that's just not owa way...."
Oh.....
gweta was a jew
gweta was a jew

(this was basically so I could remember it for years and years to come...)
I accidentally typed gweta instead of typing gweat, which was redic of me in the first place. then my brother I.L. had to go be a dork about it. Funny man he is.