Our Bomb Threat

So yesterday someone found a "suspicious" briefcase on the stage. Mrs. Regier said it wasn't hers or a prop, and didn't know where it came from. They called around to all the maintenance people that had been there that day, and it wasn't any of there's. Insert Lockdown. Parking lots were blocked off, every freakin cop in the dang town was there, the bomb squad from Wichita came. This morning...
heh...
There was a stage weight in it.
It's going to the police dept. as evidence today after school.
Yesterday will forever be remembered as the day the briefcase took the stage hostage.