Jokes from old guys

Why do mermaids wear Sea Shells?

Because the B shells were too small, and the D shells were too big!

(Ew, old man...but it was still funny)

After that I told him the melon joke. (If you don't know the melon joke...well... you haven't been living life.)

Then, after he LEFT my line, completely, he came back and asked...

Why wouldn't the Idaho spud's father let her marry John Madden?

Because he's a commentater.

:)