Mincemeat Pie

I really only have two beefs (beeves?) with England right now, but they are very Large steers.

1: Weetabix: It's a cereal, same format as those big blocks of Shreaded Wheat we all used to eat but didn't really know how. Except this is gross, it tastes like hay and falls half way apart from the box to the bowl. But it's everywhere! It's like their Corn Flakes. To this product of England I say: Someone wishes they hadn't spent money on their Weetabix.
2: Jean Leggings. These may not necessarily just be an epidemic forming in England, but it's where I first noticed the outbreak. Gross to the max! Girls: emphasis on the legging part WAY more than the jean, pleeease don't substitute pants for only this item. And never forget: the only jeans worth wearing have butt pockets. Hence, jean leggings are a no-go.